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Ape Shit Feminized Cannabis Seeds

Ape Shit feminized cannabis seeds will have you in a giggly, happy mood in no time. These seeds are ideal for intermediate growers with a perfect hybrid genetic balance. The Ape Shit flavors are lovely and come with a berry aroma that will please. CBD levels are low, but the THC content is high, making for a euphoric experience. For those battling depression, insomnia, or chronic pain, Ape Shit is a great option that delivers giggles and happiness galore.

The taste is lovely, and it’s best to make sure that you have some food nearby if you’re going to be smoking this weed. The smell is very berry-like, but it has a slight tartness, making for an exciting mix of tastes that are often different depending on how the plant was grown.

The sweet aroma of this strain is just excellent, and it’s one of the main reasons people love it. It’s not too overpowering when growing, but it is noticeable when you’re near the plant. Once you have your well dried and cured buds, break them, and you will love the bearish notes that come out.

This is not the best weed to treat epilepsy, schizophrenia, or similar disorders. But the high THC (19%) content makes up for it since it’s one of the most pleasurable highs you can ever experience. It’s also a fantastic strain for those suffering from depression and mood disorders because this weed gets rid of all your troubles and leaves you with a very carefree and happy feeling.

This is an excellent strain for those looking for a well-balanced high. The 50/50 mix ensures that you get the best of both worlds, and it’s perfect for intermediate growers. The Sativa side is pretty much dominant in this flower’s effects and will give you an uplifting cerebral effect, while the Indica will provide you with a sense of calm and relaxation.

Effects Of Our Ape Shit Strain

The high starts with a strong cerebral effect felt at the back of your head and slowly moves down towards your body to provide you with an intense sensation. This high feels great even if you’ve had problems with anxiety in the past, but note that it can sometimes put you into a perfect mood. The effects will last for about 2 hours before tapering off, which might feel longer due to how sedating this weed is.

Ape Shit Feminized Cannabis Seeds are a great choice when you want to get rid of depression, and there’s no doubt about it. The fantastic high that this weed provides, along with its euphoric and sedating effects, will give you a sense of calm and happiness. After smoking it, you’ll be in complete bliss for at least an hour or two, so it’s perfect if you want to relax and forget about all your troubles.

If you’re looking for a strain that will help you sleep, then this is not the one to go for. The high levels of THC in Ape Shit can be pretty stimulating and might keep you up if you’re not used to it. However, it’s excellent for those suffering from anxiety because it will calm your nerves and help you get a perfect night’s sleep.

Ape Shit Feminized Cannabis Seeds help with a lot of physical pain, and they can help you get rid of anybody’s aches or joint pains. The only thing is that you might fall asleep if you smoke it before bed, so be careful. It’s also great for headaches and migraines because it provides a powerful and numbing sensation that can help you get relief.

This strain provides a euphoric high that will make you feel perfect about yourself. It might not be the best strain for those who want to get into a deep state of mind, but it’s ideal if you just want to let loose and have some fun.

How Does Ape Shit Strain Grow?

This is an excellent strain for intermediate growers because it’s not too tricky to grow, but it does have a high yield. It’s also great for beginners because it’s very forgiving and doesn’t require much attention. Talking of its hardiness, this weed can resist pests and diseases quite quickly, so you don’t need to worry about that either.

Ape Shit Feminized Cannabis Seeds grow to a medium height, so it’s perfect if you want a strain that won’t take up too much space in your grow room. It does have an above-average yield, but it doesn’t grow too tall, so you can easily hide it from others.

This strain finishes flowering after a good 55 days, and it can be harvested in mid-October. Make sure that you’re ready to chop down the plant before the end of November because this week’s harvest time is relatively short.

Ape Shit Feminized Cannabis Seeds have a pretty high yield, which is quite dependable. You can expect to get up to 400g/m² indoors and up to 400 gr/plant outdoors. It depends on the environment you’re growing it in, but you can expect a good yield from this weed.

History of Ape Shit Strain

Ape Shit Feminized Cannabis Seeds are a great combination of three different strains, and it provides you with a potent high. We are talking about a cross between Purple Urkle, Acapulco Gold, and Cinderella 99, and it shows in the quality of the weed.

Holy Ape Shit

Here you can find all info about Holy Ape Shit from J2G Genetics. If you are searching for information about Holy Ape Shit from J2G Genetics, check out our Basic Infos or Lineage / Genealogy for this cannabis variety here at this page and follow the links to get even more information. If you have any personal experiences with growing or consuming this cannabis variety, please use the upload links to add them to the database!

Basic / Breeders Info

Holy Ape Shit is a mostly indica variety from J2G Genetics and can be cultivated indoors (where the plants will need a flowering time of ±60 days ), outdoors and in the greenhouse. J2G Genetics’ Holy Ape Shit is a THC dominant variety and is/was never available as feminized seeds.

J2G Genetics’ Holy Ape Shit Description

Holy Ape Shit is a strain created by J2G Genetics in 2019. This combination is a strain I made in 2014 called Mendo Ape OG hit with pollen from a very vigorous and colorful Jezus Juice male I hunted from a Empire Breeding Co. pack. This is one of my favorite projects. Mendo Ape OG was one of my favorite weed smells of all time but the yield was a little on the lower side. After crossing it with the vigorous Jezus Juice male it has raised the yield and the growth rate. It still grows super short and wide, loves to be topped but will have a hard time keeping up with taller plants in your garden. The real payoff is in flower. The colors this strain throws are amazing. I had never seen pink buds in person before this strain. Pink hues and purples making the trichomes really pop. Amazing looking but but it also smells amazing. My personal favorite pheno is shorter with purple and pink buds but mostly green leaves. It smells just like smarties and was such amazing smoke I kept the plant for future use.

Harvest time: Can be harvested usually around 60 days depending on how you like your trichomes.

Stretch: short, almost none

Flavors: Smarties, Sour Candy, Berries, light to heavy gas depending on pheno

Genetics: Mendo Ape OG x Jezus Juice

Potential Effects: Extremely heavy smoke, not for a lightweight thats for sure. I have fallen asleep many times smoking this when I did not intend to fall asleep. Literally sleeper weed. Looks pretty and cute, smells great and then knocks you on your ass. Great for people who just are sick of not getting that “heavy” stone. Can be good for anxiety as long as heavy strains don’t make you get too far inside your head. Great for sleeping and relaxing.

Holy Ape Shit Lineage / Genealogy

  • Holy Ape Shit »»» Mendo Ape OG x Jezus Juice
    • »»» Blackwater x Rare Dankness
      • »»» Mendo Purps x SFV OG Kush F3 IBL
            »»» Mostly Indica
          • »»» SFV OG x Afghani #1
              SFV Cut Probably

              • »»» Chemdawg x Probably x Hindu Kush, Pakistan
                  »»» Sativa
                  »»» Indica
                  »»» Indica
                • »»» Afghanistan x Afghanistan »»» Indica »»» Indica
                • »»» Grape Ape x Rare Dankness #1 Probably
                  • »»» Mendo Purps x Probably x Afghanistan
                        • »»» Afghanistan x Mexico x Colombia »»» Indica »»» Sativa »»» Sativa
                          »»» Indica
                        • »»» Triangle Kush x BX2 x (Ghost OG x Chem Dawg)
                            x Chem Dawg

                                Ghost cut (specified above)
                                (specified above)
                                (specified above)
                                Florida (specified above)
                              • »»» Mimosa x Duct Tape
                                • »»» Clementine x Purple Punch
                                  • »»» Tangie Tangie x Lemon Skunk Tangie
                                    • »»» California Orange x x Unknown Strain
                                        (specified above)
                                        »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
                                      • »»» Las Vegas Lemon Skunk x Unknown Skunk
                                          (specified above)
                                        • »»» Larry OG x Grand Daddy Purple F1
                                          • »»» OG Kush Lemon Larry x Sour Diesel IBL F1 Lemon Larry (specified above) IBL
                                            • »»» Sour Diesel x NYCD IBL
                                              • »»» Original Diesel x DNL
                                                • »»» Chemdawg x x SensiNL

                                                      • »»» Skunk #1 x Afghanistan
                                                            (specified above)
                                                            • »»» NL #1 x NL #2 x NL #5 IBL
                                                                »»» Indica
                                                                  Probably »»» Indica
                                                                  »»» Mostly Indica
                                                                • »»» x Northern Lights x Hawaiian
                                                                      (specified above)
                                                                      »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
                                                                    • »»» Sour Diesel x Afghani/Hawaiian (specified above)
                                                                      • »»» Afghani x Hawaii
                                                                          Probably Indica »»» Indica
                                                                        • »»» GG#4 x Do-Si-Dos #4

                                                                            • »»» x Chocolate Diesel probably x Chem Sister

                                                                                • »»» Sour Diesel x Sour Bubble probably (specified above) BX3
                                                                                  • »»» BOGBubble Sour Bubble Clone x BX3 Sour Bubble Clone x BOGBubble
                                                                                      Sour Bubble Clone

                                                                                        • »»» Bubblegum x Bubble Gum
                                                                                              »»» Mostly Indica
                                                                                              (specified above)
                                                                                              (specified above)
                                                                                                a (specified above)
                                                                                              • »»» Sour Diesel x Chocolate Trip Katsus F1- Cut (specified above) Katsus F1- Cut
                                                                                                • »»» x x Chocolate Thai
                                                                                                    »»» Indica
                                                                                                      »»» Sativa
                                                                                                      (specified above)
                                                                                                      »»» Indica
                                                                                                    • »»» OGKB x Face/Off OG BX1 Probably
                                                                                                        selected pheno

                                                                                                        • »»» F1 Durban x OG Kush South Florida S1
                                                                                                            • »»» Durban Poison x Chemdawg Mendocino IBL

                                                                                                                  KwaZulu-Natal »»» Sativa
                                                                                                                • »»» x Face-Off OG Kush #32 x Face-Off OG Kush
                                                                                                                    #32 »»» Unknown Strain
                                                                                                                      Selfed (specified above)

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                                                                                                                    Mother Ape Shit Auto Cannabis Seeds

                                                                                                                    Mother Ape Shit Auto Cannabis Seeds from Yieldmonger Seeds

                                                                                                                    Mother Ape Shit took many years of breeding Gorilla and Gelato #49 to achieve her perfect genetics, It then took even longer to establish her as a high-yielding auto-flowering strain.

                                                                                                                    Mother Ape Shit is an insanely potent strain that won’t disappoint. She has consistently shown us THC levels of 25% and sometimes more, which puts her into cult status for an auto-flowering strain.

                                                                                                                    The high that she produces is strong, long, stimulating, and concentrated. She has a strength that will cut through any level of established cannabis tolerance. Tasting notes are earthy, citric, and incredibly moreish.